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Wet Pussy

Cheap entertainment. Ain’t it grand. I’ve got two live-in, live entertainment sources. I’d like to introduce you to Jackson and Harrison, my two cats. I’ve had two cats since I was 22 years old. The first two were Dave and Bailey. They’ve all been SPCA cats, so who knows their lineageā€¦I’ve never “gotten” people who […]

Alarm Cat

6:30 am at the latest every morning. That’s what time I’m FORCED out of bed by my Alarm Cat. What is an Alarm Cat? You might think I have a creatively designed electronic alarm clock shaped like a cat that makes a loud electronic MEE-YOW noise repeatedly when the appointed wake time arrives. You would […]